
By Rob Bricken in Movies, Nerdery When we last featured Princess Leia in FFF, she was having sex with Optimus Prime with the help of Jar Jar Binks' severed, carbonite-frozen penis for the entertainment of Jabba the Hutt. This, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call "the Expanded Universe." So let's take another look at Leia's adventures on Tatooine, but in-canon this time, in a story called "Star Wars Sex Story: Return of the Cum-I." Now, normally this is the part where I post the first terrifying few lines of the story, but I'd much prefer to post the introduction from author Ornery. Not a character has been changed, I swear:Word...